May 2013
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michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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i never understood what made your lips on my neck such an intimate affair until your teeth grazed my pulse and i realized you could tear open my throat and make me bleed out in your arms but instead you chose to kiss
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yahoo:
tornblankpages:
yahoo:
hello tumblr, i am representative from yahoo. we see that u reblog thing that you donut want us to buy you. this sadden us, made greg cry. you mean people hurt greg feelings. we do not want tumblr now, congratulations JERKS
FUCK YOU YAHOO
now its just personal
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bemusedlybespectacled:
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leighway:
character-kun | klausie:
greek mythology is some weird-ass shit
“that bitch didn’t sacrifice that bull,” poseidon said as he stared down at crete with a frown on his face, “i’ll make his wife want its dick and give birth to a monster that eats children”
“wow check out this hottie” zeus mused to the rest of the gods, “what if… and stay with...
mebeingweird:
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
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“I want you to bite my lip until I can no longer speak
And then suck my ex...”
– Rudy Francisco, “Love Poem Medley” (via larmoyante)
bagginspotterkenobi:
someone on the westeros forum was talking shit about the starks and said “shaggydog sounds like something a 3 year old would name their wolf”
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knotateenwolfblog:
female characters covered in cute femme clothing (◕‿◕✿)
and the blood of those who have oppressed them (≧ω≦✿)
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rougebeaujolais:
i don’t even watch hannibal but I really want to see Gordon Ramsay watching him cook
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chikuto:
Making a surprise gift for someone
They go offline before you finish it
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epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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radioactivenipples:
some girls in the locker room were discussing how one in ten people are supposed to be LGB etc and ones like “omg then there must be a lesbian here then” and like 5 people looked at me
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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