bymyfae asked: dawg dawg dawg did you see my scarf dawg i made a post just to show you my scarf
cat: get off the internet it's 4 in the morning you said you'd go to bed at 1.
me: no shut up cat you're stupid that's why there's cuter cats than you on the internet. you don't do anything i can put on the internet.
cat: that's it. i'm gonna sit on your face and suffocate you until you pass out. if you won't sleep i'll make you sleep.
me: why didn't i just leave you in that box infront of the walmart where i found you.
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flightsandnightmares: theinvisiblemonsters: flightsandnightmares: theinvisiblemonsters said: and it’s just nice to know there’s a word for it- you know? that you’re not the only person in the world with this frame of thought, there’s been enough to have a label that means what you are, and there’s others out there. for me, its “Quirkyalone”. *** Awh,… yes! my sentiments exactly. like, i...
my mom's hair product smells like my kindergarten...
it’s taking everything in me not to dump it into a plastic bag then sit in the corner and huff it and feel all nostalgic.
everybody's talking about the crazy parties they...
i’m wearing two pairs of tights as pants because i forgot to do laundry
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flightsandnightmares: theinvisiblemonsters said: and it’s just nice to know there’s a word for it- you know? that you’re not the only person in the world with this frame of thought, there’s been enough to have a label that means what you are, and there’s others out there. for me, its “Quirkyalone”. *** Awh,… yes! my sentiments exactly. like, i am seriously the only one of my friends...
friend: you know you're successful when all you really want is what you really need.
me: that, or you're horribly unsuccessful.
when you try your best but you don't succeed, when...
stop fucking complaining because life just happens. sell the shit you “want”, and buy the shit you need. also, turn off the goddamn lights, that shit costs money. they won’t carry you home. they’re lights. they don’t even have arms.
eating spam mushubi and watching the walking dead
how did life ever get so awesome
my absolute, all-encompassing love for all things...
but i just… don’t. i don’t know why. i definately don’t mind it, and i love how historically accurate it is and how they didn’t sacrifice the idea of what people really looked and acted like back then with the more romantic and attractive version but it’s just such a… it’s like the story line was written by a dime novelist, and the one guy should...
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my mcdonalds sweet tea tastes like seaweed
it’s odd and i can’t stop drinking it good thing i like seaweed.
you know you live in the poor part of town
when a forty costs less than a gallon of milk and you know you live in the ghetto when you know the reason why is because you can’t buy forties with food stamps
proud to eventually become the "weird aunt".
i am so hungry
how is it that there is absolutely no food in the house thanksgiving was three days ago get it together, mom i got noms that refuse to stop nom’ing
i should be writing
but instead hey look
bymyfae asked: Ugh, I know! Math was never my strong suit. Except geometry. I wish I was better at it though, because I love riddles unhealthily and there's something a bit mathematical about riddles. I'm going to show your problem to my math teacher though and ask where the mistake is. He's actually brilliant, and probably should be somewhere better than a community college. HE WILL KNOW THE...
Anonymous asked: Why would they cancel the Amazing World of Gumball? :(
So in Season 3 Gordon Walker goes on a mission to...
but they keep fighting him off and eventually they kill him to get him to stop trying, right. But then Sam ends up being the vessel for Lucifer, thus the ultimate vessel of evilness which means Gordon was right all along and he figured it out years before everybody else did. Even before God.
just found out that one of the old school whores...
out through the window: i have a math problem... →
theinvisiblemonsters: you see something for $97. you borrow $50 from your dad, and $50 from your mom. after buying it, you have $3 in change. you give your dad $1, your mom $1, and keep $1 for yourself. you now owe your dad $49, and your mom $49 $49 + $49 = $98 + your $1 = $99 where is… for lasttimeilied: my friend here, flightsandnightmares.tumblr.com, figured it out. she kinda...
pavlov, i love you
though your answer makes total sense, and answers the question completely, somehow something in my mind is being all “WUT IS THAT NONSENSE” actually, i just figured it out. you’re completely right. because that $3.00 isn’t yours. so basically you were supposed to owe them both $1.50 out of your change. and i don’t think anything is wrong with the original...
bymyfae asked: that problem you posted is actually driving me insane
i have a math problem that's driving me and my...
you see something for $97. you borrow $50 from your dad, and $50 from your mom. after buying it, you have $3 in change. you give your dad $1, your mom $1, and keep $1 for yourself. you now owe your dad $49, and your mom $49 $49 + $49 = $98 + your $1 = $99 where is the missing dollar?
public hair is basically just a penis beard…
and she says she isn't bullheaded
little sister: what do you think about this random thing that nobody thinks about?
little sister: ugh! i hate when you do that! you can just say "i don't know"!
-two days later-
little sister: why does this thing that you obviously have no clue about happen?
me: i don't know.
little sister: ugh! i hate when you do that! you always look at me like i'm stupid when i ask you a question!
An Inca Girl has been perfectly mummified for 500...
did-you-kno: The 15-year-old “Llullaillaco Maiden” was sacrificed along with two other children on top of Mt. Llullaillco, in northern Argentina, at 22,000 feet. In the Inca culture only beautiful, healthy, physically perfect children were sacrificed, and it was an honor to be chosen. According to Inca beliefs, the children did not die, but joined their ancestors and watched over their ...