i want to be less doom-and-gloom, so here's...
and my fish. siscko is a pretty awesome fish. i taped a mirror against his tank the other day, and good times are being had by all. but even he likes to get out of the room sometimes- when i clean his tank i always put him in a clear covered cup and let him chill outside for a while, and i swear to the gods he is the portrait of the happiest fish in the world on those days. let’s just say:...
i should go to bed
but i’m not, because fuck that bed. i mean, more specifically; fuck that second-(and probably even third- or fourth-) hand mattress that i am sure is made out of atleast 80% the hardest freaking shit in the world and 20% stains and also that dirty sheet and my two thin blankets that smell like dog piss (ironically, because my sister’s dog peed on them- who’d have figured) and...
100 facts about me: #1
i don’t understand jewlery. i mean, i do understand accessorizing. i love it. i wear jewelry all the time- usually the same necklace and bracelet until it disintegrates, but still. but when it comes to gold or diamonds, no. i don’t get it. to me, the whole point is for it to just be pretty- if the ring or necklace or bracelet is pretty, then i don’t care what it’s made...
therealmeighan: Stay safe, people. →
therealmeighan: CAA and AAA are offering Tipsy Tow from 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day. You don’t have to be a member, just call the number below and they’ll take your drunk self and your car home for free. It’s the same phone number for both Canada and the US: 1-800-222-4357 (1-800-AAA-HELP). Program it into… use this, people. by all means, welcome the new year with fun and...
American Horror Story is the most heart-fucking show ever. It’s like that friend you have that’s a total bitch, but for whatever reason you still love her- and no matter how much you hope today will be different she just keeps being a bitch and breaking your heart. That TV show is that bitch. They just keep getting you excited for the characters and loving the show and you keep...
trying to talk to my mom about what is and isn't...
mom: is that dress called a 'gypsy tour' dress?
me: yeah, it is.
mom: what exactly is a gypsy tour? isn't that just their life?
mom: that's what gypsies do. they travel around and steal and plunder. it happened to my step-grandpa; after my grandma died this damn gypsy woman came in, rocked his world and took all of his life savings and then split. it's what those people do. if they're not tied up into the russian mobs, they rob poor, unsuspecting old people.
me: maybe she was, but you can't just say that. they are an entire race of people, it's not right to say that they're all robbers and murderers.
mom: but they all are. ask any of the cattle men or farmers that they steal from, they'll all say the same. you can't tell me that it's completely legit for entire families to travel from town to town in caravans and make money and leave- you can't say there's nothing fishy about that.
me: but i can say that. it's just a lifestyle choice. what did the partridge family do? and just because a few might be a certain way and you or other people have stereyotyped them and turned their race into a slur doesn't mean anything to their characters. it's racist as anything i've ever heard.
mom: no, it's not. it's true, ask anybody. ask your online friends in other countries.
me: it's not, and it's racist! that's like saying all black people play basketball!
mom: they do!
cubone replied to your post: whenever i notice someone’s unfollowed me, i always check my followers to make sure it wasn’t one of the one’s who i am randomly proud that follow me because they’re awesome people hey liz <3
list of somewhat impossible things: #40-ish?
writing a story set in the late-1870’s west when 95% of your own personal vocabulary is modern northern californian slang words, half of which don’t even register in the thesaurus.
There’s a darkness upon me that’s flooded in light In the fine...– head full of doubt / road full of promises by the avett brothers
my dog is a genius
he is really old, and his hearing is starting to go- so me and him have developed a highly complex and complicated sign-language system that only me and him understand. seriously. even my mom doesn’t understand how we’re able to communicate when all i basically do is flick my wrist and point and he knows that i mean ‘i moved your chewey rope over there’ or waving my hand...
reason why i gave up on pandora:
start day with johnny flynn end day with drake
flightsandnightmares replied to your post: re: unfollowers: I TOTALLY DO THIS. except for me there are a couple people I talk to/am friends with, a couple people I’m just in awe of and amazed they follow me (these two lists overlap) and a few people I have no idea who the hell they are but it warms my heart even though I’m pretty sure they’ve forgotten they follow me yep! you’re one of...
bymyfae asked: re: unfollowers: I TOTALLY DO THIS. except for me there are a couple people I talk to/am friends with, a couple people I'm just in awe of and amazed they follow me (these two lists overlap) and a few people I have no idea who the hell they are but it warms my heart even though I'm pretty sure they've forgotten they follow me
whenever i notice someone's unfollowed me, i...
oh wait, that’s all of you. here’s looking at you guys, even though there’s now two less of you.
apparently i had a little mini-seizure on...
i was feeling really nauseous and had a headache, and whenever i would stand up the world would spin and my legs would buckle. but once i did get my footing and finally barfed, i just shook for like, half an hour straight. and it wasn’t really a big deal, because i feel like that all the time- but i always just figured it was something like eye strain from my outdated glasses, or just a...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
me and my mom's dog just had a howling duel
he initiated it, but i won. because the train a mile down the road stopped blowing it’s horn before i got bored of making howling noises, which meant he really had no reason to keep howling anymore. so i won. fuck yeah, beating a dog at doing dog things. humans: 1 dogs: 0
amos moses was a cajun
he lived by hisself in da swamp he hunted alligata fuh a livin juss knock ‘em in da head wit a stump