i’m cookin foood i’m cookin i’m cookin
don’t be lookin at my cookin
it’s going to be finger-lickin goooood
making dinner for everyone
and it tastes so good no one’s gonna be glum
i got some mushroom, and leaves and edible beans
gonna toss up the salad of everyone’s dreams
it’ll be yummy and scrummy and disgustingly good
cos that’s what happens when nigel cooks up food.

evie’s rapping:

YEAH NIGEL’S COOKING THE FOOD AND I’M DOING THE GATHERIN’
JUDIE KEEPS HITTING ME COS SHE SAYS I’M BLATHERIN’
DON’T BOTHER ME COS I SEE HOW SAD SHE IS
DINNER’S LOOKIN GOOD AND I’M DOWNRIGHT SALIVATIN’
DUNNO WHAT NIGEL USED BUT IT SMELLS SO GOOD
SO LET’S STOP SINGING AND GIVE ME SOME FOOD
NIGEL’S GOT A KNIFE AND A SPATULA IN THE OTHER HAND
ADDIN HERBS AND SPICES SO THE FOOD WON’T TASTE TOO BLAND
IT’S GOIN INTO PLATES AND I’M ALREADY A MAJOR FAN
SLINGIN OFF HIS APRON AND I’M THINKIN WHAT A MAN