it’s my braintwin/best friend/best partner ever’s birthday today!
either way she’s turning twenty-two, so she’s getting really old. which means there’s a swiftly closing window of how much longer she will be attractive, but i am pretty sure i will continue to love her nonetheless.
sooo, i made her some cupcakes! which she won’t be able to eat because she lives in england and i live free, but it’s the thought that counts. just so she knows that i am celebrating her existence over here, as well. with cake and nutella, as she would want me to!
i love you, loreh, and i hope you have a wonderful birthday <3
white frosted: blue creme of vanilla cake with vanilla meringue frosting
brown frosted: blue creme of vanilla cake with nutella icing (which i have dubbed “the lorena”)
100 facts about me: #3
i am so good at wrapping presents, i can wrap things in sales papers and still make it look classy.
also, on a similar note- i always bring presents to celebrations/holiday parties. even if i wasn’t asked to, or specifically told not to, i will. doesn’t matter if it’s your birthday, valentines day, st. patricks day- if you’re throwing a party, and i come to it (which is a rare event in and of itself), then i’m bringing a present. it’ll usually be baked goods, as i’m always making those but never have anyone to give them to.
this one here is for my friend jennifer. she invited me to her own surprise party- therein, it’s not really a surprise. but she did tell me ‘do not bring a present’- so i’m gonna walk in there and be like “surprise! boom, muthafuka!”
so atleast there’ll be one surprise. a wonderfully- albeit cheaply- wrapped surprise.
it’s 2:22 in the morning, i have just turned legal…
and i’m here on tumblr.
oh god, my adult life is going to be pathetic.
on the upside- i don’t have to lie when i go on porn sites anymore. that’s a… that’s a plus.