hiddleston penis humour 

incy:it probably asks politely before doing anything lewd
incy:and calls you 'miss'
loreh:"hello miss, i wonder if it would be imprudent for me to perhaps enter a more erect state? it's just that you are very attractive. i know i don't know you, but your perfume is inciting my body to feel oddly aroused"
incy:"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice you walking ahead and the lack of what is commonly- and excuse my use of slang here, miss- 'shakey' within your 'booty' is enticing. i find it quite impressive indeed. I would be obliged to stand in recognition of that booty."
loreh:i think we should leave this here for when toto comes back.
incy:yes. let Toto see

time, you old gypsy man ~ adoration & lillian 

theistics:

okay, i forgot to post yesterday. and i am not doing all of my harry potter ones in one fell swoop, i did totally lie ;D this one is another of my roleplays with my bestie - incy. it’s our… third one. if you go chronologically. it’s a meeting between an arizona farm girl and someone who lives his life by customs dictated in his romani gypsy upbringing. this has got a bit of an aladdin/little mermaid feel to it - her showing him a whole new world as it were. it’s just really fun and cute.

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I’m watching the pilot of Misfits for the first time ever 

flightsandnightmares:

Julie is going to be so proud of me

i apologize for the glee bomb i just dropped, but it was the only relevant gif i could find

also the tags

Tumblr’s new ask-box regulations are really starting to impede my discussions with Dawg 

flightsandnightmares:

This is when things get violent.

hey askbox,

incy & i 

goldfortunecat:

we have been working out for three days together

  • day number one: we tried really hard
  • day number two: she ate a cheeseburger after pilates
  • day number three: i pushed it for cake

we’re so shit.

no, we’re the shit.

evolution at work, babeh

<3

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